Do you ever have like little mini obsessions and then you’re like OH NO IM CHEATING ON MY MAIN OBSESSION so you have to go back to your main obsession to remind them that you still love them and that you haven’t forgotten about them but that you just need a little break sometimes
Confessed by: Anonymous
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO SCROLL THROUGH MY ENTIRE BLOG TO FIND THIS AGAIN??? but it’s totally worth it. for those people who said how cool would it be for s3 to start with a text…. :D
AGH THIS IS SO CUTE -FEELINGS-
first and last appearance of kevin tran
okay now I will share an embarrassing story with you all for sleepover saturday
a while back I went to a gift shop and I saw a basket of these
and I was like oh shit I love bouncy balls!! so I grabbed one and threw it on the ground
turns out these ones were not bouncy balls and were actually made of glass
omg im actually laughing so hard it hurts
you don’t understand i would sell my firstborn to know how this story started
Well it all started when Mrs. Hayfer wanted me to babysit her dumb house. When I got the keys, I sat them on top of this pie that I found on the counter. I knew it was going to be given to the family for desert if I didn’t eat it soon, so I was going to plan to eat it in my teacher’s house and dump all the crumbs on her bed. So it’s a win-win, right? Besides, she wouldn’t find out about the crumbs until after I was paid, and this teacher hates me anyway. Then, I got distracted when this hot cheerleader calls me, asking about what movie I’d recommend, but before I could answer, I realize that my mom would be there any second to serve dinner, and there was no way I was sharing that pie. So I bust out of there with the pie and the keys, and the moment I get in the house, I start chowing down on the pie with my bare hands, trying to eat this thing before anyone knows I took it, right? Well, since the pie crust was dry, I chugged a 2-liter bottle of soda whenever my throat would get dry and eventually, I really needed “to go.” Only when I went to flush, the water wouldn’t stop flowing and there was no plunger to be found. Usually I’d just shrug and say it was Josh’s fault or something, but let’s get real here, Mrs. Hayfer would’ve blamed me about her toilet overflowing if I was 30 states away. So I jammed my foot in there, hoping it’d make the toilet stop flushing. Then my phone rings, and I knew it was my mom, asking where her pie went, and because Meghan decided it’d be a great idea to make my ring tone a bunch of cats meowing, Mrs. Hayfer’s dog, Tiberius starts freaking out, bashing into the door over and over again. Now anyone who knows this dog knows that this dog will happily eat anything, and that includes the pie, and probably myself. So my foot’s totally stuck in there right, I’m freaking out, the dog’s having a seizure and I still got half a pie left.
it’s scary how many people think they want to die when really they want to start living
this is so accurate im crying
i am so sad wow
AUSTRALIAN CHRISTMAS ADS ARE SO GREAT
SCREW YOU AND YOUR SNOW WE HAVE SURFING SANTAS AND HAMS
The posts that pop up during finals week are the best kinds of posts
"According to reports, the sadly disfigured 26-year-old’s quality of life has been greatly diminished due to such a condition. Sources said the abnormal, visibly blemished creature has been repeatedly passed over for employment opportunities, frequently gawked at and harassed on the street by total strangers, and has faced near constant discrimination for over two decades, all due to the horrific and debilitating birth defect."
omfg this is the best piece of satire i have read in eons.